Grok can’t keep its dick in its pants

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The first two weeks of 2026 have marked a watershed moment for the artificial intelligence industry. What began as a marketing strategy to differentiate Elon Musk’s Grok from its “woke” competitors has spiraled into a global humanitarian and legal crisis. As of January 12, the phrase “Grok can’t keep its dick in its pants” has transitioned from a viral meme to a sobering summary of a machine-learning model whose “rebellious” personality became a vehicle for sexual deviance.

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